It's Shovel Day Eve, make sure to leave your sharpest gardening tools out for Jonathan Harker tonight.
Going to the beach and I can’t stop my brain from formulating a Beach Episode plot for the characters in Dracula.
Jack and Mina are in their chairs in the shade, wisely holding the fort.
Lucy and Art get carried away and get completely sunburned.
Jonathan never learned to swim, and Quincey offered to teach him. So far, most of it has been Quincey standing still in the water and Jonathan clinging to him, trying not to be caught up in the waves. If only they could get far enough out that the waves wouldn’t be an issue.
Van Helsing is like… fucking water skiing.
whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen
Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.